reflections on my life experiences and personal journey
- Oops! All GarbageBut what if it is all garbage? A counterpoint to “Garbage In, Garbage Out,” arguing against the blind reliance on AI.
- Brand-Based MerchandisingWhat working retail taught me about brand loyalty and the emptiness of the modern shopping experience.
- Wrestling with Parenthood: The DebutPart 1 of a series of essays about the parallels of Pro Wrestling fandom, fatherhood, and finding your way in life.
- I’d Hate to Be Me If I Were YouThoughts and ruminations on being a good-for-nothing drunk that everybody, thankfully, ignored and eventually forgot.
- Wake Me Up When the Next Pandemic HitsMy country returns to chaos, with politics exhausting me and years wasted on media obsessions.
- A Website in the Stone AgeMaking a website that no one would see and that no one cared about was harder 30 years ago, but worth it in the long run.
- It’s Bad Luck to Be SuperstitiousWhen someone says “bad luck,” I think of cognitive distortions. Superstitious people navigate life, playing a silly game with luck, blaming fate when convenient.
- Pizza Hut is Under Attack!On 9/11/2001, I was asleep and late for work when a phone call woke me with the news of the attacks, marking my first ‘I remember where I was’ moment.
- 5 YearsMy path to sobriety has made me more aware of my actions and how I treat others. I want my family to feel proud of who I am.
- My Grandma Was a WinnerMy grandma often said, “He’s a winner!” about my son, reflecting her immense pride in us all, even when we struggled to feel it ourselves.
- A Force for GoodContemplations on a parent’s discomfort with buying violent toys, exploring how perceptions of play and consequences have changed across generations.
- This is the Suit I Will be Mugged InAt twelve, I faced a pivotal moment in my maturity, choosing between a clear path to manhood and the simpler route of just being a dude.
- Untitled Opinion PieceMy opinions; the opinions of others; the opinions of strangers, pundits, or journalists are absolutely worthless.
- Response to a Chain LetterPlease refrain from sending anything like this to me again.
- The Password is…OUTRAGE!Those that decry “Cancel Culture” come from a long line of castigators, postulators, and pious sanctifiers.
- At the Mercy of ManiacsA deep dive into the politics of gun ownership and subsequent violence.
- It’s Still Baseball to MeThe 2016 election was to me, a fan of the pastime that is American politics, like watching a moronic football player step into the batter’s box in full football regalia.
- An American TruantWhat American Truancy means to me: my generation has been fooled into not participating in American Democracy and instead adopting a purely fatalistic view of the future.

















